Ok, so today is the day - I've been thinking alot lately..... Too much spare time on my hands you know..... Today's thought of the day is "Why can I not be more proactive?" I mean, heck I've been divorced for 20 something years, and I HATE to be alone, so you'd think that I'd have a plan by now. What's up with that anyway??? Well, some how some way, it seems like the plan of my life is to meet every jerk that ever walked the face of the earth. You'd think that I asked for this crap, but much to the contrary I did not. What happened to just hanging out and doing stuff? You know, nothing expensive or anything...... I think I want an Enuch or maybe someone who has ED or something. Somebody that just likes me for being me and not because I have female genitalia. Good Lord.
So I've told the last jerk in my life to jerk off. Seriously. I hope he can find love and happiness but they may have to compete with his internet porn addiction. See? Did I see that one coming?? No siree - I swear, maybe I should look at it as a gift.....
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